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A 20-something HipMix.net employee, afflicted with the grace of a drunken hippopotamus, tries out the world of belly dance. She attempts to tell her tale through a mixture of sarcasm and honesty.

Friday, March 4, 2011

Things You Can Generally Expect at the HipMix Office

When you arrive, you can pretty much expect these things:
  1. Dilara walks in with a Diet Rock Star in hand, bags covering every inch of her body
  2. Christina rolls in late with sunglasses on, pretending she's a rock star herself, with a story about either falling down while getting ready or how she spilled coffee on herself
  3. Haley is in place, ready with a pack of gum, to tell Dilara about the craziest belly dance news of the day
  4. Kaitlyn has texted everyone about three times to see what we want at Sonic Happy Hour (swear they know us by name and order)
During the day, you are guaranteed one of these things happen:
  1. Dilara yells, "Oh my God!" because she has now read that crazy thing Haley was telling her about
  2. Haley's cell phone goes off and everyone mimics it
  3. Christina dances because she can't handle her life
  4. Kaitlyn giggles in the most adorable way ever
  5. We all have a pow-wow over anything from clothing styles, latest controversies, HipMix business, or where to find the new Rock Star flavor
And if you're lucky, you may experience:
  1. Christina yelling at the Better Business Bureau rep who comes to the door
  2. Haley having a freak out because she gets to be a part of a Mardi Gras float
  3. Amelia bringing in a new clothing item that the whole team tries to rip out of her hands
  4. Dilara having a taste test of her new Almond Champagne
  5. Kaitlyn turning beet red at the mention of Conan O'Brien
  6. Jen sharing her lunch with you because you forgot yours
It's a good life in the Belly Dance Office!